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Monday, July 1, 2019

Batman's Bagel



Once upon a time in Gotham City Batman was at the coffee shop, he ordered a Flat White and a buttered bagel, he pulled a chair out and it screeched across the floor, he sat down and a few minutes later to received his meal, the waitress couldn't help but stare at Batman's polished suit, after a few seconds of awkwardness the waitress kindly asked for Batman's  photo, Batman replied "I'M BATMAN"  "Yes I know" announced the waitress "May I please have your photo?" she repeated "NO" said Batman shoving a half bagel into his mouth and Moon Walking his way out of the restaurant.

































F in the chat for waitress.